5.25.2013

My Hesitated Buyer (to the tune of "My Funny Valentine")

First off, please don't try to sing these words like the song, My Funny Valentine. ...wait!  You know what if you can sing any part of this blog, or even the sentiment of this blog like My Funny Valentine, post it to our FB wall and I'll send you a $30 gift certificate to AUB of NY, just for the sheer hilarity of it all!  Now back to the blog...

I know who you are my hesitated buyer.  You're the type of person who never really takes a risk.  You're the type of person who always has to look before you leap, and then you still won't leap until you watch someone (who looks just like you), successfully do it first.

But there's another side of you.  The side that even thought about jumping in the first place.  The side that thinks about being bold and spontaneous.  The side that is crying to get out, but then again, you think to yourself,  if that side of you is crying, begging, and pleating, to get out instead of calmly negotiating it's argument, is it even worth listening to at all?

That side of you is always captivated by what you see at AUB of NY!  Captivated by the look of the creations on the table as you walk by, trying to act as if you are not looking.  That side of you is even interested to see who I am.  But then you spot the table with the flashy, not-by-hand, pre-made jewelry and then you other side takes over....

Calculated risk... pre-fabricated... sales pitch.... and you could even become a seller...  How exciting!  (Especially because you know nothing about vending, jewelry, or sales...)  You watch as other ladies go over to buy, you see men, buying jewelry for their significant others.  And some of them didn't even look twice at AUB of NY, so why are you?

Then you slowly turn a heart decision into a head decision, and you walk away from AUB of NY...

You turn from wanting an accessory, to wanting an identity...

And what will happen the next time we meet?  Only time will tell, my hesitated buyer...

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